So...It's a new year. And I took a break, to get pissed mainly and end up as the human version of the game Buckaroo, with a chair, footrest, christmas tree and a HUMAN MAN all balanced on me whilst I was asleep. Then, and I write this through gritted teeth and with a look of venomous contempt and disgust upon my face, they proceeded to slap my forehead with testicles and peni, finally smearing my face with salsa and "Simba"-ing me. I fucking hate you "friends". You know who you are. Anyway, back to the prewritten narrative...
The year of the end of the world. Fuck. I had shit loads to do, better cram a shed load of things in this year. I'll be the plucky Brit trying to light a BBQ when that 1000 foot tidal wave hits. So, people of the internet with your rainbow poptart cats, memememes, trolls, peadophillic bears and Rebecca Black, what shite have we been chatting about lately??
