forced to fellate one another to the sounds of the cheeky girls, the vengaboys and then participate in a Takeshi's castle type televised program

Ever wanted to just punch someone in the face? You hear them talking and moaning about their life as if it's so goddam hard because they can't find the hair colour they want, or their boyfriend is only taking them to Egypt and they wanted to go to Mauritius, or their other half is working, doesn't have time to talk to them and so they get pissed off and the only thing that will settle this God awful crime against humanity is if the 'offending' party go and blow more money than the IMF has thrown at Greece and other financially de-stablised countries in an effort to stop them bleeding dry of Kebabs, Pita Bread's and Extra Virgin (Non fucked) Olive Oil. I fucking hate conceted, self centred, world revolves around them, sun shines out of their arse, no concept or value of money people. I used to be one. Fuck that! Life should not be measured by the material worth of your possesions, rather it should be measured by the sheer amount of happiness, laughter and love you experience. Oh and sex. Or blowjobs. But still, not through the amount of iPhone's, iPads, iCars and iClothes you own. Admittedly, I have an android phone, through a contract. I have a laptop (second hand), an Xbox 360 (part owned) and various types and styles of clothes. I do not however, Whinge and moan about the lack of these things in my life. This rant stems from this picture...